We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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