yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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