***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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