is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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