Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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