There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
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my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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