playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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