i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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