so that wasnt chicken after all
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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