I'm really into asian looking animals
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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