On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I see more hoeing in ur future
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