Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
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I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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