Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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