I must be too annoying 4 u.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
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