Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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