does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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