went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
There's always time for handjobs
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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