Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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