Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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