Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
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he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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