I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
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You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
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I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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