Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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