Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Even my vagina gasped.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
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Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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