party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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