Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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