The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It's shark week go big or go home
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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