I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Panties = found
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