Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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