I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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