mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
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I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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