My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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