Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
false alarm. still invincible.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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