Do vagina's smell?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I'm really busy with my period
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