just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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