Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Quick, to the slutcave!
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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