Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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