ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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