well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
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I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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