Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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