she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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