i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
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Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
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She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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