Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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