is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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