you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
