wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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