is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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