physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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