Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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