he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
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I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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