Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.