Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
whose ass print is on the piano?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.