if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?