It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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