Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I had to cum in my sink.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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