every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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