I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
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A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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