i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm like, not good at living.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
The Olympian is in my bed
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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