Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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